Some Army veterans mellow with age. Others just get better at sarcasm. The Grumpy Old Army Veteran tee is built for the soldier who still carries plenty of Army pride—and has absolutely no problem telling you what he thinks. Featuring bold Army-inspired graphics, dog tags, and the perfectly appropriate warning: “My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.” It’s a great fit for Army veterans whose sense of humor survived the field, the barracks, hurry-up-and-wait, and everything the civilian world has thrown at them since. Army veteran. Grumpy by experience. Sarcasm issued for life. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton • Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.